What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How was the wedding?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.