What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
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Why do cows go to New York?
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Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?