What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?