Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?