What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
The chow chow slide.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?