What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
When should you start writing a book?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?