Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?