Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
Why was the cat so small?
What's the most determined bird?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?