Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?