What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?