What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?