What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do cats wear to work?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?