When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?