What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which band is always treated like royalty?