What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?