Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's the politest month?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?