What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?