Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do lawyers say goodbye?