What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What game do bats excel at?