What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What day do hands always go to church?
How does a witch play loud music?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?