Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?