What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?