Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do you wash a lamb?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?