What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What birds make average students?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?