What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?