What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Operation®.
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?