What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?