What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?