What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the math book sad?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the cow afraid?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?