What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?