Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?