Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?