Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where do hamsters come from?
My brother is my partner in crime.