What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Why is winter considered holy?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?