What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?