What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?