Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?