What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What table can you never sit at?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?