What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What birds always travel in twos?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?