Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the peach come home from work early?