What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?