Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?