Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why are ghosts always single?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How much money does a skunk have?