Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?