What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why do cats love to work?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?