What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?