What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?