What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?