Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?