What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?