What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?